I just spent like 10 minutes trying to explain to Myrtle the specific kind of curly hair I like on white boys, like she legitimately wanted to understand how tate donovan’s hair was different from other men’s hair
I was asking Myrtle how people in the Philippines get to work during the flood seasons, like do they just boat it everywhere? and she said “they swim!” but she was joking because she doesn’t know, how is she supposed to know, she’s never been there during our summer and I was trying to come up with possibilities of how they could swim to work like maybe they keep their work clothes at work and have special swimming clothes or maybe they use their work clothes to swim in and then have these huge super dryers that dry them off for work then she reminded me that it’s a third world country and then I was kinda sad that our silly “futuristic” ideas are extra silly other places
2051: first kid says “ugh” and rolls his eyes in space, slumps in chair facing away from the window in space
i told Katie that I wasn’t using tumblr except for necessary text posts (I’m letting my queue run things) for the month and she thought that meant that I was swearing off all internet things (including netflix) and just??? why would you jump to that, I can’t do that, you know I can’t do that, Katie.
i’ve always thought that people who were obsessed with babies were super uncool like those people who whenever they see a baby they say “awww” and stare at it like that is so uncool but whenever I see a dog i say “DOG” and I stare at it so maybe I should be less judgmental